How do you get rid of an annoying house guest?

a couple weeks ago, i was out buying some chickpeas at an arab store. i found some mango drink, and decided to buy it. it was expired, and i got sick off of it. so i blew the whistle on him, and his store shut down, and he's living with us, because he wants to repay us, and because i ruined his business. now its getting real bad. he cooks for us every day, and stinks up the house, and all the food he makes is really spicy, and the kids cant eat it, since one of my kids is a tv addict. and he always plays this annoying oboe like instrument. and he also pulled the chair on my father while he was visiting, and sings this annoying song played on some instrument called the ood. like the song is ';who need the avenue market'; then he goes on the roof and cries, and the kids are always afraid when he does that. the only way to get rid of him is to travel to qatar, and help him get his store back by the first owner of this chainHow do you get rid of an annoying house guest?
watch what you say about stinking up their house. just because his culinary traditions are different from yours doesnt mean they stink. Thats just because you have no clue how to flavor food. and about the weird oboe, that is incorporated into lots of their traditional music. snake charmers play it. please in the future, keep an open mindHow do you get rid of an annoying house guest?
I find this completely BS and stupid....at least make up something more believeable...like ';My neighbor came by because she wanted to tell me I left my porch light on all night and it was bothering her cause it came through her window at night....and then she wouldn't leave...she talked about god knows every topic in the world and nearly invited herself to stay for dinner! I had things to do.....how do I prevent this....';





See, that's better......but Qatar? Mango Juice? crying on the roof? puuuuuleaasssee!!!
Great story! You have a great imagination.
Great story, why don`t u write a book ?
Ask them if you can borrow money to pay the rent...
help him get an appartment or house. suggest places everyday untill he gets the hint. as for him getting his store shut down.. i would have to say that that is his own fault. if you got sick from his product and his store was bad enough to get shut down then he shouldnt be running a food market. maybe he could run a clothing or dry goods store.
Gimmie a break.





This has GOTTA be a joke.
sounds like a particularly bad Simpsons episode !!!
Like any place in the world, tell them to get to working help and we can work it out. Otherwise, like in the movie The AmityVille Horror.......GET OUT!
Be the worst host/ hostess you can until he hates your family's company.


Examples:


1) Don't always listen to him while talking


2) Deliberately cause a mess to the house (don't clean, don't tidy) until he thinks how bad you are at the housekeeping and wants to leave


3) Lie about a relative at the hospital. This way you can avoid visiting your house very often


4) Agree with the kids to tell him they 're doing really bad at school and need more silence and time to study





Even if he doesn't believe in your lies, he will understand you wanna get rid of him and he will have no choice but depart
You just answered your own question...';the only way to get rid of him is to travel to qatar, and help him get his store back by the first owner of this chain';





But I would personally tell him that you appreciate all he's done for you and he's repaid his debt.





Or you could be a jerk about it and tell him that he's making it worse.
You'll have to do something to make the Kwiki Mart, I mean the Avenue Market open up again.
brother, don't you have something better to do?
It's your house, show him the damn door.
good luck.
Oh my GOD! I bet u wished u never blew the whistle?! Well, if i were in your shoes I would try n help him get his store back. This will get him back on his feet and out your hair!
kick him out its your house!!
Get the f__k out of here!
WTF? Is this a new Fox TV show?
this story is such BS!